Maybe they'll put a list of repeated identities in their next rootkit they ship with their laptops and when it detects someone associated with an identity it will signal the battery to explode...
Ironically, they'll be guilty of the crime "battery".
Anyway, I think we all wish companies would take their revenge in the form of actual violence so that they would actually get in trouble, but they are smarter than that. Emotional pain hurts more than physical pain.