Back in my day, we had to get the local messenger to traverse the plains of ye olde England to give word to townsfolk when we had a contrarian point of view we wanted to express. Even then we were lucky; most other people were decried as heretics and publicly hanged. And that was before Cromwell.

Now we pay £15 a month to be able to click a button and do it instantly. And it's not like this £15 isn't easy enough to avoid when you can travel to a country with medieval values and hire a messenger to do your bidding.

Bloody kids these days.