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NotYourLawyer on May 12, 2023 | parent | context | favorite | on: SoftBank Vision funds post record $39B annual loss

1. Buy lots of stock quickly and loudly.

2. Sell it slowly and quietly.

3. Profit!

I don’t think this is how markets work.

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