Oh yes we all live in the land of the ideal where everything is functional and has no side effects of course and we're blessed with parenthesis.
There is a huge difference between an if and a function. Consider SICP where lazy evaluation is introduced (read it if you haven't). An if statement encompasses the lazy evaluation as a native concept whereas a function's arguments are always evaluated (assumption for now - please carry on reading).
So consider an if statement as a control flow structure which automatically supports lazy evaluation and leaves the return semantics up to the user. This abstraction is clean from the highest level, right down to the CPU which uses conditional branching to perform the if operation. There is a 1:1 match all the way down.
The function on the other hand does not natively support lazy evaluation and enforces the return semantics. You then have to apply a lazy evaluation mechanism over the top (another layer of abstraction!). This layer of abstraction conveniently ends up using conditional branching to perform the if operation when it gets to CPU level. There is not a 1:1 match all the way down.
Big hint there: your functional if at the end of the day is just a compiler abstraction over a state machine which uses ifs.
As for OO, the industry I think has decided who won that battle.
But alas, no religious war is required. Use what tools work for you.
There is a huge difference between an if and a function. Consider SICP where lazy evaluation is introduced (read it if you haven't). An if statement encompasses the lazy evaluation as a native concept whereas a function's arguments are always evaluated (assumption for now - please carry on reading).
So consider an if statement as a control flow structure which automatically supports lazy evaluation and leaves the return semantics up to the user. This abstraction is clean from the highest level, right down to the CPU which uses conditional branching to perform the if operation. There is a 1:1 match all the way down.
The function on the other hand does not natively support lazy evaluation and enforces the return semantics. You then have to apply a lazy evaluation mechanism over the top (another layer of abstraction!). This layer of abstraction conveniently ends up using conditional branching to perform the if operation when it gets to CPU level. There is not a 1:1 match all the way down.
Big hint there: your functional if at the end of the day is just a compiler abstraction over a state machine which uses ifs.
As for OO, the industry I think has decided who won that battle.
But alas, no religious war is required. Use what tools work for you.